Written by Sil
Thursday, 24 May 2007

THE BURNING QUESTIONS IN LIFE

There are many questions that plague people throughout their lives;

‘Which came first, the chicken of the egg?’

‘Does putting out get you love?’

‘Why can’t the horde get fearward?’

To this we can now add ‘Why is Magtheridon such a fucktard?’

"Hi, my name is Magtheridon, I dwell in a fabulous lair [we'll breeze over the fact that I can't get out and that 'lair' is overly generous] but am sadly imprisoned by evil orcs who use my blood to gain power and keep me magically bound at all times….. Oooo look, I can see some people - they are attacking my captors. I can feel my bonds weakening, my strength is returning, FREEDOM AT LAST! What shall i do…

Option A: Smite the annoying orcs who captured and tortured me

Option B: Thank and reward the brave adventurers who saved me

Option C: Attempt to break away from the cubes and escape into the world

Option D: All of the above

No No No No! I shall select secret option E! Attack the people rescuing me and totally ignore the orcs!"

Cretin

Late on Tuesday night the orcs, trolls, elves, deadboys and rugs of Umbrage rolled into Magtheridon’s Lair to subdue him before Blizzard got their evil hands on him. A few hours later his [massively unimpressive] corpse lay before us.

In the weeks and months prior to this the Umblings and Umblets have been enjoying themselves and playing about with their new flying toys.

After a little formation flying both outdoor bosses were introduced to life on Arathor by Umbrage, surrendering their lives for the first time to the rampaging horde. Initially the new and ‘Grumpy’ Kazzak

and then the all new Doomwalker.

Elsewhere the fury of Umbrage fell upon Maulgar and Gruul (Post changes known as Maulgar and Duul) and a short trip back to the old world to visit Karazhan.

And so Serpentshrine awaits, full of fun and frolicks! Indeed our early visits have been entertaining if only due to the number of players ‘lagging’ off the walkway and being eaten by the fish.

Umbrage recruitment remains open for some classes as we look for a few people to drive into Serpentshrine with us. X-Server and homegrown applicants welcome.