Written by Sil
Thursday, 31 May 2007

LURKER 6 BLOODOATH 0

Tuesday night the mighty shaman Bloodoath was vanquished. On the first night of serious tries and with no pot usage The Lurker Below was able to overcome this mightiest of obstacles.

The Lurker was well briefed on the shaman’s abilities having seen his deadliest spell massively overused on (sheeped) trash. Gathering his might the Lurker used his knowledge of the shaman’s tactics to thwart his bolts and in return unleashed his spout ability against the unwitting tauren. Waves of frost splashed over him bearing him into the scalding water. Bloodied but undefeated the shaman ankhed, leaping forwards into battle once more, sadly to be flattened once again.

Throughout the night the brave Lurker duelled the shaman. Bloodoath unleashed his full repetoire of spells, lightning bolts, shocks, heals, totems, mighty windfury power blows but to no avail. The Lurker, a true follower in the saying "If at first something succeeds, do it repeatedly", retaliated with his mighty spout and erm spout and erm spout.

In blatant disregard of Blizzard’s respawn policy Bloodoath popped repeatedly, eventually wearing down the Lurker’s will to live and despite the best efforts of the raid the brave squid-type-thing wiped.

After this most tragic of events Umbrage needed to be cheered up, and sure enough salvation was right around the corner in the shape of … THE EPIC MURLOCS!