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by Sil on Jun.03, 2005, under News

Written by areth
Friday, 03 June 2005

Baron Geddon, Shazzrah and Golemagg The Incinerator Has Fallen! Also a new Umbrage Record! 6 Bosses Killed in 1 Night! And Kazzak farmed like mad!

Things are surely looking good for Umbrage. First off, we have a few new members who have joined us. Welcome guys, we are now killing faster than ever.

We are still looking for a few more members though so feel free to check out our forums. But now on with the fun stuff. We have been farming Kazzak and Mc and we have lots to show for it. When we got that second tranq shot from Lucifron everything just started clicking. Now that we have full raid, 2 tranq shots and alot of experience we ran through the bosses killin em one by one without a single wipe all the way from Kazzak to Shazzrah!! Geddon also fell on first try due to good training on him the week before. The other bosses ran around screaming like schoolgirls when we got to em and they all went down fast. But then came Shazzrah and we again had to figure out the strat. Still he stood no chance against Umbrage and was dead the day after. So we thought it whould be fun trying Golemagg The Incinerator. And he was freakin easier than all bosses before him. Golemagg went down on our second try!!!! Good job guys. Well I will now let the pictures do the talking as usual, and they mostly consists of loot!! =)

Me and Gare havnt gotten so far on that plotting buisness I talked about earlier. We are trying though!

"I wonder what those damn allience bastards are up too!? Are they catching up with us?" I ask myself. So we send out our spy Tohopka. Looks like they are having some trouble. Thank you Tohopka for one of the best screenshots ever. I wonder what he was thinking about there =P

So then we could go on with our buisness in peace. Onwards to Kazzak and MC! I will spare you of some of the pictures and just get the good one’s. And here is why garr gets his nickname "the slugger" from.

Geddon in action.

After Geddon fell before us we gathered around the poor bastard, bathing in the sweet nectar of victory.

It was now time. For Shazzrah to die!

Now it was time for The Strategy masterminds to go to work! First of we hugged our fearless leader and strategist Gare(/slap dark, you should always hug the cow)! It was time to get serious!

And here gare shows everyone why he is the best! Thinking outside the box!

If you dont know what snus is, its tobacco you put under your upper lip. More potent than cigarettes, more addictive than heroin(err or not)!

Mr Ugly himself!

Well so anyways we had to let the idiot pull, thinking it was a good idea. He actually pulled it off.

And for those of you who didnt get that joke here we have the man himself!

Poor gare, working with retards like this!

Well enough bullshit, Ugly snake must die!!!

So after killing Shazzrah we thought we might aswell try Golemagg and that was no bad idea. Golemagg turned out to be a big ass sissy, so we spanked him around a few times and he got down on his knees. Consider him our bitch!