Written by areth
Monday, 13 June 2005

Lucifron, Magmadar, Gehennas, Garr, Geddon, Shazzrah, Golemagg, Sulfuron and The Giant Homo All Dead! Only one remains!
The groupshot we missed to take! So we took one when Golemagg died again.

And now for the new stuff. Here we have Sulfuron, yet another snake(how original).

On our first tries we had some trouble with the pull but then when we got it down Sulfuron proved to be a giant sissy. And even with us screwing up he still managed to die.

It was time to try the Homo(seriosly blizzard how the fuck can you name a guy Majordomo, its like naming your child Dick M’Lester!)

Anywas, the fight was a bit tricky but we still managed to kill him on our first day of trying. This screenshot is just before we killed the last add and Majorhomo surrendered. Look at how many people we had alive. It was an awsome fight.

Now for the fun stuff. Ragnaros and the loot! After Majorhomo fell he headed towards the inner circles of the Core, to summon Ragnaros.

Then the summoning started.

So I watched the small bubbles coming out of the lava and then *POOF* out of nowhere I saw this

And this fucker started screaming, and we where running around like chickens, pissing our pants, screaming like schoolgirls. This guy is so fucking cool you gotta see him to understand.

The Wings of Ragnaros!

To show you how big he is, here a comparison between him and us.

Then all in the middle of everything Zaka realized something hehe.

/golfclap zaka…here we have a picture of the winner

Well we only tested Ragnaros but still managed to get him to 71%..I was actually able to poke him a few times.

But more of Ragnaros later. Now for the loot. I’m sure I forgot half of the loot this time but I do the best I can hehe.

Oh and we got our first Artifact btw…Grats Sil, we hope you get this shit done =)

Grats Dark On Doomhide Gauntlets
Grats Gologh On Belt of Might
Grats Feagor On Arcanist Boots
Grats Stomper On Flamewaker Legplates
Grats Zavorash On Belt of Might
Grats Grukk On Giantstalker’s Leggings
Grats Groghanlah On Felheart Pants
Grats Venya On Gloves of Prophecy
Grats Ugluk On Helm of the Lifegiver
Grats Waju On Talisman of Ephemeral Power
Grats Sil On Nightslayer Cover
Grats Hacka On Seal of the Archmagus
Grats Kira On Aged Core Leather Gloves
Grats Razimir On Cenarion Gloves
Grats Tuoppi On Flamewaker Legplates
Grats Phluffikins On Deep Earth Spaulders
Grats Venya On Robes of Prophecy
Grats Tohopka On Giantstalker’s Breastplate
Grats Razimir On Cenarion Bracers
Grats Shadnatz On Nightslayer Shoulder Pads
Grats Gologh On Shadowstrike
Grats Sickor On Gloves of the Hypnotic Flame
Grats Aquel On Core Forged Greaves
Grats Gruuk On Empyrean Demolisher
Grats Waju On Cold Snap
Grats Ssemfor On Fang of the Mystics

Written by areth
Thursday, 09 June 2005

A glimpse of the future my dear friends!

Be afraid Ragnaros, the storm is coming.

Written by areth
Friday, 03 June 2005

Baron Geddon, Shazzrah and Golemagg The Incinerator Has Fallen! Also a new Umbrage Record! 6 Bosses Killed in 1 Night! And Kazzak farmed like mad!

Things are surely looking good for Umbrage. First off, we have a few new members who have joined us. Welcome guys, we are now killing faster than ever.

We are still looking for a few more members though so feel free to check out our forums. But now on with the fun stuff. We have been farming Kazzak and Mc and we have lots to show for it. When we got that second tranq shot from Lucifron everything just started clicking. Now that we have full raid, 2 tranq shots and alot of experience we ran through the bosses killin em one by one without a single wipe all the way from Kazzak to Shazzrah!! Geddon also fell on first try due to good training on him the week before. The other bosses ran around screaming like schoolgirls when we got to em and they all went down fast. But then came Shazzrah and we again had to figure out the strat. Still he stood no chance against Umbrage and was dead the day after. So we thought it whould be fun trying Golemagg The Incinerator. And he was freakin easier than all bosses before him. Golemagg went down on our second try!!!! Good job guys. Well I will now let the pictures do the talking as usual, and they mostly consists of loot!! =)

Me and Gare havnt gotten so far on that plotting buisness I talked about earlier. We are trying though!

"I wonder what those damn allience bastards are up too!? Are they catching up with us?" I ask myself. So we send out our spy Tohopka. Looks like they are having some trouble. Thank you Tohopka for one of the best screenshots ever. I wonder what he was thinking about there =P

So then we could go on with our buisness in peace. Onwards to Kazzak and MC! I will spare you of some of the pictures and just get the good one’s. And here is why garr gets his nickname "the slugger" from.

Geddon in action.

After Geddon fell before us we gathered around the poor bastard, bathing in the sweet nectar of victory.

It was now time. For Shazzrah to die!

Now it was time for The Strategy masterminds to go to work! First of we hugged our fearless leader and strategist Gare(/slap dark, you should always hug the cow)! It was time to get serious!

And here gare shows everyone why he is the best! Thinking outside the box!

If you dont know what snus is, its tobacco you put under your upper lip. More potent than cigarettes, more addictive than heroin(err or not)!

Mr Ugly himself!

Well so anyways we had to let the idiot pull, thinking it was a good idea. He actually pulled it off.

And for those of you who didnt get that joke here we have the man himself!

Poor gare, working with retards like this!

Well enough bullshit, Ugly snake must die!!!

So after killing Shazzrah we thought we might aswell try Golemagg and that was no bad idea. Golemagg turned out to be a big ass sissy, so we spanked him around a few times and he got down on his knees. Consider him our bitch!

Well then, Lets see the loot!! And we have lots of it…

Grats Arthon On Arcanist Bindings

Grats Arthon On Arcanist Boots

Grats Sickor On Arcanist Leggings

Grats Keesha On Arcanist Mantle

Grats Ghorghor On Belt of Might

Grats Badsjin and Kätyri On Blazefury Medallion

Grats Zaka On Dusting The Druid Crap

Grats Zaka Again On Dusting yet some more Druid Crap..we need more druids hehe

Grats Razimir On Cenarion Spaulders

Grats Kätyri On Aged Core Leather Gloves

Grats Ugluk On Deep Earth Spaulders

Grats Huron On Earthfury Gauntlets

Grats Gare, Areth(me), Sil and Shadnatz On Empyrean Demolisher(yeah it dropped a few times =)

Grats Badsjin and Areth On Eskhander’s Pelt

Grats Konaï On Fang of the Mystics

Grats Azrael On Felheart Slippers

Grats Tzenabe On Gauntlets of Might

Grats Tohopka On Giantstalker’s Leggings

Grats Tohopka On Giantstalker’s Gloves

Grats Chulcora On Manastorm Leggings

Grats Gologh and Aquel On Obsidian Edged Blade

Grats Jezara On Boots of Prophecy

Grats Jezara On Circlet of Prophecy

Grats Zar and Vanda On Ring of Entropy

Grats Tohopka On Mature Blue Dragon Sinew

Grats Ghorghor On Typhoon

Grats Groghanlah On Felheart Shoulder Pads

Grats Azulgnash On Helm of Might

Grats Huron On Earthfury Belt

Grats Jezara and Zaka On Girdle of Prophecy

Grats Hacka On Deep Earth Spaulders

Grats Keesha On Arcanist Robes

Grats Gare Breastplate Of Might

Grats Jezara On The Eye of Shadow