Written by areth
Monday, 16 May 2005

Kazzak And Azuregos v2.0 Killed In One Day! Lucifron and Magmadar Killed The Next!

Things are really looking good. We still need a few more people, but even without full raid group at times we are still rocking things up. But since I’m getting old and lazy (or just lazy) I’ll let the screenshots do the talking.

Gare, our natural born leader pumping us up before the fights!

First up, Kazzak! Easy clean fight! Poor alliance got there to late. They where not counting on the Umbrage-Train making a quick stop!!

Then it was time to try The New and Improved Azuregos. After we all thought it was going to be a phat ass wipe Umbrage miraculously pushed on, fighting with half its strength and still slowly killing her. Awsome work guys, we will get her with no cassualties next time =) !!

Next stop, Molten Core! After clearing out trash mobs like a fucking leafblower going through sand we again stood before our little bitch Lucifron! He proved who he was yet again and got down on the ground.

And here he is bringing home the Most-Pathetic-Dead-Guy-Look™ award

Here though we got a cool looking guy……. "But hey this guy is alone, he must be easy as hell"…… No. Does he look like a fucking fire beatle to you?!?!

Here we have Magmadar asking Gare (the father) for Rotgut’s hand in marriage! Rotgut has his special thong on which maggy loves. No wonder he’s drooling!

Dont ask me what Rotgut did but it got Maggy pissed off so we had to put him to sleep. Note that Magmadar was killed on our First try after Lucy! Good Work guys!!

Ah Yes..Now to the loot!

Grats Azulgnash On Earthshaker

Grats Rotgut On Leggings

Grats Kira On Pelt

Grats Nargai On Leggings

Grats Vanda On Drape

Grats Vanda On Choker

Grats Aquel On Ring

Grats Waju On Staff

Grats Arthon On Leggings

Grats Hacka On Headcage

Next Episode: "The Umbrage-Train goes deeper into the Core!"

Written by areth
Monday, 09 May 2005

Die You Bastard Die! Lucifron Has Fallen! Molten Core Is Ours!

We have now taken the first step into the lava. We have started doing Molten Core. We have actually been doing it a while but with lacking success. Not only did we have to cancel it many times due to lag and shit but lucifron himself is not an easy fish to fry. But this has all changed, lag is gone and lucifron is now our bitch. Good Work everyone, and good work Gare our main strategist and leader. It has begun to rain where the fire never dies.

The Line to Molten Core!! We had no idea what the hell it was..we just wanted to party!!

Well, so we get in and there are no women… except Zar. They had nice lights in there though. Good atmosphere.

Anyways.. Party or no party we started the charge.

I know you want uber loot and ofcourse there where plenty.. These giants drops tons of em.. Look at this for example

But now for the good stuff. Lucifron!

Brave we fought! Like heroes we died! (this is what I whould like to call a "before everything goes blank" moment)

Oh and when I was passed out I saw this strange thing I dont know what the hell it was…

But then it all changed. The gods smiled upon us. Zar logged up. People got tears in their eyes. Everyone started hugging and the love was overwhelming.

With our mascot online we could not break. We where like an iceberg floating in the molten lava. We, "heroes of the horde" who smashed our way through the fiery depth of the core, could not lose! Victory was certain!

Ah yes and now for the loot.

Grats Tzenabe on Ring!

Grats Razimir on Boots!

Here are also some drops from the Trash mobs. Grats Gare on Belt of Might!

Grats Razimir on Belt. Our only druid sure gets to have fun =)

Well thats it for this update. More to come!! Oh and btw, we have also said hello to our little bitch Azuregos and her new cute spell.

But more of that later

Written by areth
Friday, 06 May 2005

Lord Kazzak Has Fallen!

After alot of bullshit and whipes becouse of server lag and server freezing we could finally start raiding again. And by doing so we slayed Lord Kazzak himself. We have had our eyes on Kazzak a long time and we have even tried him a few times before but with no success. This time was different, 30 of Umbrage finest snuck into his lair molesting his dreadlords and then ending Kazzak. Kil’Jaden will have to do better than that.

And then there was joy!

You want more you say?!

how about some pvp? We are doing it all!

We even have ogres in our guild!

Or how about some manly love?! Its so cute. There is a Zar in all of us.

I am also glad to see that the "I hate zar" fanclub is going strong even when Zar is not around.

We have also had more members joining Umbrage. Welcome everyone I hope you are here to stay! I even tried to get Jezara, one of our new members to join the "I hate zar" club. I think she will join. They all do!

But to be honest though, we love you Zar and hope you will get back from studying soon.. We miss you!!

Thanks for reading! =) And stay tuned..
Next episode: "Umbrage knocks on the molten door. Welcome to the Core!"